Wearing sunglasses inside used to mean something specific. Now it means six things, and the person on this tee is doing all of them. Hungover. Famous. Lying about being either. Plays guitar. Won't make eye contact during the riff because the riff is the eye contact.
A daylight coward is what your dad called him. The dad was right. The dad was also wearing socks with sandals. Eras have their own moral codes. This is yours.
Unisex 100% ring-spun cotton, soft-style. Crew neck, regular fit, S–2XL. Compatible with most lighting conditions.
