On Something
Indoor Sunglasses
Indoor Sunglasses
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Wearing sunglasses inside used to mean something specific. Now it means six things, and the person on this tee is doing all of them. Hungover. Famous. Lying about being either. Plays guitar. Won't make eye contact during the riff because the riff is the eye contact.
A daylight coward is what your dad called him. The dad was right. The dad was also wearing socks with sandals. Eras have their own moral codes. This is yours.
Unisex 100% ring-spun cotton, soft-style. Crew neck, regular fit, S–3XL. Compatible with most lighting conditions.
Materials
Materials
100% ring-spun cotton, soft-style. True to size — see the size guide below before you order.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Standard tee — unisex Bella+Canvas 3001, measured flat in inches, listed as length / chest (chest is pit-to-pit laid flat; double it for full circumference):
- S — 28 / 18
- M — 29 / 20
- L — 30 / 22
- XL — 31 / 24
- 2XL — 32 / 26
- 3XL — 33 / 28
Baby tee — cut fitted and cropped, so it runs shorter and closer than the numbers above. Want it relaxed, size up. Want exact measurements first, message us — everything's made to order, we'd rather get it right than have you guess.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Free shipping, always. Every piece is made to order and printed when you place it — production runs about 2–5 business days, then standard transit to you.
Returns — because each piece is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for sizing or second thoughts, so check your size before you order. Anything that arrives damaged or misprinted, we replace free within 30 days — just reach out with a photo.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Don't iron directly on the print. No dry cleaning. Treat it well and the print outlasts the discourse.
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