A tee for the audience that can no longer use the passive voice. Iran-Contra got there first — but they had a CIA to blame. You had a hot wallet, four browser extensions, and a feeling.
For everyone who clicked “approve all,” bought the top, held through the bottom, and deleted the seed phrase before the second backup. Whatever it cost you, this one's $32.
Unisex 4.5 oz ringspun cotton. Crew neck, regular fit, true to size — order up if you want it boxy. Sizes S–2XL. Survives more wash cycles than your last bag survived a bull cycle.
