Punk taught a generation that three chords and the truth could level a stage. Crypto taught a generation that three chords and a hot wallet can level a portfolio. The Venn diagram has more overlap than people pretend.
The dude on this tee is the patron saint of that overlap. Plays guitar. Owns coins. Will be fine. Will not be fine. Both are simultaneously true. This is the merch for that condition.
Unisex 100% ring-spun cotton, soft-style. Crew neck, regular fit, S–2XL. Survives the show, the season, the cycle.
